Type it. See it. Copy it. Paste it into a post.
You never have to ask anybody to make one again.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING
SHAPE
THE LAW — EVERY MAKER ABOVE OBEYS THIS
A brand is not a logo. It is a
list of decisions you already made, so you stop re-deciding them
at midnight. Add to this; never rewrite it.
THE THREE VOICES
TWO RULES THAT NEVER BEND
The
mark. The X slams down first. ROOFER fills in in front of it. The X is never
decoration behind a wordmark — it is the thing, and the work sits on top of it.
The 22.5
break. Never a straight 90 in finish work. Trade law, applied to type.
HOLD SHIFTOCT 0LEFT GOES DOWN
HOLD SHIFTOCT 0RIGHT GOES UP
2600 Hz
10 ms
420 ms
22 %
Nothing recorded yet.
Keyboard works too: the Z S X D C V G B H N J M row is the
left half, Q 2 W 3 E R 5 T 6 Y 7 U is the right. Hold SHIFT and the left half
drops an octave while the right half climbs one.
To put it on a poster: hit SAVE .WAV here, hit SAVE PNG on any maker,
then drag both files together onto MAKE A ROOFERX VIDEO.bat in your _0921 TOOLS
folder. It comes out as an MP4 you can post straight to Facebook.
One question at a time, about something that
actually happened. If you cannot point at the thing you saw, press CANNOT CITE
— it will not be counted against them. That is what makes the answer worth
anything.
No names, ever. The card says what the behaviour was, never who did it.
If it cannot reach a verdict it says so, and that is a real answer — a detector that
always finds a shark is a horoscope.
To post it: hit COPY, open Facebook, tap where you write a post,
hold down and pick Paste. The picture drops straight in. If Copy is blocked on your phone,
hit SAVE and it goes to your photos instead.
NOTHING LEAVES THIS DEVICE. No account, no upload, no tracking. The only thing it
remembers is your name line, so you don’t type it every time.